Historical The Quest List Post 32

From: SKH Quest Center
Subject: [The Quest List] A little more humor...
Date: 1999-08-31 13:47:00

How many martial artists does it take to change a light bulb?
100--2 to change it, 70 to say they're doing it wrong, 10 to say their
teachers learned it wrong and 18 to say that they wouldn't be able to
change a light bulb that way on the street.

How about 6 or 7 more to criticize the new bulb for watering down the light?

Stephen K. Hayes
SKH Quest Center
6263 Far Hills Avenue at Whipp Road
Dayton, Ohio 45459
skjh[ at ]daytonquestcenter.com
www.skhquest.com
(937) 436-9990

----- Original Message -----
From: scott <scottro[ at ]bigfoot.com>
To: <The Quest List[ at ]egroups.com>
Sent: Monday, August 30, 1999 8:17 PM
Subject: [The Quest List] Re: A touch of humor


> At 14:32 99/8/30 -0500, you wrote:
> > That was a good list. I haven't seen to many good martial art jokes
> > out there (unless they are teaching something at the local karate
> > school).
>
> Well, my favorite is:
> How many martial artists does it take to change a light bulb?
> 100--2 to change it, 70 to say they're doing it wrong, 10 to say their
> teachers learned it wrong and 18 to say that they wouldn't be able to
> change a light bulb that way on the street.
> Scott
> >
>
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