Historical The Quest List Post 35

From: scott
Subject: [The Quest List] Re: A little more humor...
Date: 1999-08-31 17:30:00

At 13:47 99/8/31 -0400, you wrote:
> How many martial artists does it take to change a light bulb?
> 100--2 to change it, 70 to say they're doing it wrong, 10 to say their
> teachers learned it wrong and 18 to say that they wouldn't be able to
> change a light bulb that way on the street.
>
> How about 6 or 7 more to criticize the new bulb for watering down the light?

Sounds good to me---we'll put it in before the 18---6 to say the new bulb
gives watered down light and 12 to say that you couldn't change a light
bulb that way on the street :)

Scott[ at ]I shoulda been a comedy writer
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